dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(Source: nnuum)

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

(Source: ravilang)

shuttleshark:

brain: hands look like this

me: ok *draws*

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me:

brain:

me:

brain: what the fuck

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

himeheishi:

I’m like 90% sure this has been done before

Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You: Why not?
Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".

potsgirl:

forsciencejohn:

adventure-in-the-stars:

bear-with-me-watson:

onlyconsultingangel:

coolchizz:

fanart is not art.

Oh

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I’m sorry

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I can’t hear you

imageOver how good these are

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I’M SORRY

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WHAT WAS THAT

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ABOUT FANART

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NOT BEING

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REAL ART? 

I can’t even draw a fucking stick man 

also friendly reminder that this

is fanart of the bible

soooooo

Fan art is the best art

(Source: )

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

(Source: best-of-memes)

hothothothothotladies:

Oh my god hot diggy damn

fuckyeahmartinfreeman:

constantlyfreemaned:

constantlyfreemaned:

“Thank you, people of Emmyland. To be nominated in such company is an honour, especially for two shows that I’m immensely proud of. I’m delighted.”- Martin Freeman on his two emmy nominations.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats on the win Martin!!!

(Source: sailorv)